Joro Spiders from Mars?

 The itsy bitsy spider is not itsy nor bitsy. The Joro spider is large, colorful, and taking over America.

It started in a small town in northern Georgia after piggybacking on a shipping container from Japan. It slowly grew its presence until seeing a major population spike in 2020. In 2021, it covered north Georgia and found its way into the Carolinas. Now, it is establishing itself across the East Coast and entire South.

Here are some silly joro spider jokes for you.

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Fame, Fortune, and Learning English

Looking to find fame and fortune? You're on your own. If you are looking to learn to speak English better, take a look:

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Writing, Speeches, and Literature

There's so much going on for good writers these days. Speech writing, literature tutoring, writing tips.

The beat goes on.

LiteratureTutor.com

AmericanSpeechwriter.com

Speechwriter101.com

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Bristol Palin and a Quarter Million Dollars

Everyone knows Planned Parenthood national leaders makes a fortune. And everyone knows those working the local crisis pregnancy center makes squat.

 
Not Bristol Palin. She's clearing over a quarter million dollars. Mind you, her mission is good. She is saying, in essence, "I understand the hardship of having a baby as a young, single mom. That hardship is not solved by killing the child before she's born, but not having sex as a teenager will help too." She's been there and knows, especially with Levi the Daddy leaving her in the lurch.

But $262,000?

Sure, she needs income, and she's famous and can draw legitimate attention to a difficult issue. But that much?

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Bristol Palin earns $262K for teen pregnancy work

Man gets prison for NY self-help speaker's death

You have a guy who kills another guy for the insurance. The only thing is, the dead wanted to be killed.

The Joel Osteen lookalike was only scamming readers with books and presentations on stress. Obviously, he was a liar. He had no idea, so he paid a guy to off him. And that guy, the murderer, gets 20 years in the clink.

 
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Man gets prison for NY self-help speaker's death

Charlie Sheen's Mystery

Here is mystery for you: His name is Charlie Sheen. The world cannot decide if he is winning or not, but he is drawing attention. Strange things. Music videos in which he might, or might not be singing. Comparisons to Chuck Norris (come on, don't mess with Chuck). It goes on.

Songify This: Winning - a Song by Charlie Sheen
Chuck Norris vs Charlie Sheen
Let's Learn About Charlie Sheen's Early Life

Is Charlie winning, or are we losing? The video music guy is winning, that's for sure.

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Black Friday: A Brighter Day

The word already is that Black Friday sales are hot, and, being a capitalist pig, I want to ride that coattail. Below are ads for places I do business with. Click and buy, click and buy.

Black Friday is here. Black Monday is coming.