It's a mixed up world. Up and down are one of the few things we understand. Or not. Can we even count on gravity?
Dorothy Hoffner of Ottawa, Illinois was counting on gravity when she jumped from a plane. If it didn't work, her age would be the least interesting part of the story. It did work, so here we are. She was 104. That's news. She was hoping to crush the record owned by Linnéa Ingegärd Larsson of Sweden. Dear Linnéa was a mere 103 for her record.
Unfortunately, the upbeat and enthusiastic jumper has been lifted into Heaven only a week after the big step. That's 100% unrelated to her now famous parachute jump.
A 104-year-old woman dies before Guinness can confirm her record as oldest skydiver
I don't know how hard it for the Guinness people to verify such things. Either she jumped or she didn't. And, as it relates to her age, a quick peak at her driver's license will clear that up. Though, frankly, we suspect she's not driven in a a few years.
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Whatever you do, look before you leap.
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